I doubt you'll have missed this news item, folks, it's been mentioned by many news sources, but how many of you have seen Her Majesty's page? It's fascinating!
Here's a cut and paste job of her recent posts.
< The Queen> is off to bed now, night night cyber subjects!
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<CharleyWales> Night, Mama!
< The Queen> would like another whisky, but the bottle is empty.
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<BuckHouseFlunkey> Another bottle is on the way, Ma'am
< The Queen> enjoyed that programme about the High Street, and is considering visiting one.
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<RepublicNow!> Try working in one, you skiver!
<MI5agent7> Action has been taken, Your Highness.
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< The Queen> likes Save Our Woodlands, John Cage for Christmas No. 1, Why Does No Freakin' Crown Ever Fit Properly? and 5 other pages.
< The Queen> had duck for dinner, and a peach yoghurt for afters.
<AnnieHorse> I had peacock. Finally found a way to shut the bugger up. Anyone want the tail feathers?
<CharlieWales> had mung beans, organic carrots, a macrobiotic herb salad and a swan.
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< The Queen> took the test "How Royal Are You?" and scored 100%! Click here to take the "How Royal Are You?" test.
<Harry_The_Hardest> only scored 36%, there's something wrong with it.
<JamesHewitt> Nothing wrong with the test, it's because
<MI5Agent7> Action has been taken, Your Majesty.
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< The Queen> please ignore earlier tip on Blue Boy in the 4:30. One wishes to find a good, cheap jeweller who can work accurately and at top speed.
<AspreysLondon> Already in hand, Your Majesty. Expect the usual replacement in 48 hours.
<WilliamHill> We're prepared to forget the whole thing in return for a Royal Warrant, Your Majesty.
<The Queen> Naff off.
<RichardVirgin> Happy to offer a short-term loan?
<The Queen> Go away, you annoying little squit, we don't need a Royal Plane, we have the RAF. For at least another year.
<RAFLeader> Actually, we're down to half a dozen Eurofighters, the Red Arrows and a restored Vulcan. Take your pick.
<CoolDaveCam> We're all in this together!
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< The Queen> was poked by <GreekPhil>
< The Queen> has been poked by 274 people this week.
< The Queen> is building a palace in Farmville, and would like your help!
< The Queen> is watching Jeremy Kyle. How is shouting at tattooed people considered entertainment?
<WilliamTheSecond> Switch to Dave, Gran, they're showing the only QI that doesn't have Jo Brand on the panel!
<The Queen> Will do - just waiting to find out if Pete is the father.
<LinleyTheChippie> Pete? Group Captain Peter Townsend?
<The Queen> No, some badly-shaven Northerner. No need to worry. Go back to your chiselling.
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< The Queen> is lunching with senior members of her Govt while receiving a briefing on plans to reduce public spending. They keep contradicting each other. I have asked <BuckHouseFlunkey> to open three more bottles of Chateau Heseltine, because this gets better by the minute.
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< The Queen> likes Radio 3, BBC 4, Terry Wogan and The Revolutionary Communist Party.
<The Queen> How the hell did that happen? I thought RCP stood for Royal Club of Prussia. No matter, I'll have them round for tea and explain the mistake. They'll understand. Must remember to brief the staff that one has already bought this week's "Socialist Worker".
<Harry_The_Hardest> I can let you have one, Gran - the chaps keep leaving copies in my locker. You can fold it so that "Take the fucking hint!" doesn't show.
<CoolDaveCam> Actually, Your Highness, Sam tells me that socialist chic is very "in" at the moment.
<The Queen> Look, let's do a deal. You limit our contact to once a week, and I won't go all Charles I on your arse.
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< The Queen> was tagged in <DukeWestminster>'s album, "Karaoke time!"
<The Queen> I'm warning you - post the video on YouTube and you're a dead man. I have contacts. Anyway, Ann Widdecombe's banjo intro was flat, and it put me off. What's more, Patrick Moore and his xylophone really aren't up to the demands of "Firestarter".
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< The Queen> I've travelled to 93% of the world! - about 12 hours ago via Travelbuddy.
< The Queen> Trust me on this one - Blue Boy in the 4:30 at Doncaster. It's a copper-bottomed cert, safe as a Pakistani cricketer. Nobody lets me have any folding money, but I've managed to prise the Cullinan diamond out of the crown and stick it on at long odds. It'll be large drinks all round tonight!
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< The Queen> is having a cup of coffee and a biscuit.
<SunReporter1> Is it a chocolate one? I've got seven column inches to fill and it's a slow news day.
<HelloMag> It'll be a Digestive. Well known fact.
<CountryLifeEd> Bollocks. Her Majesty likes Gypsy Creams.
<DailyMailReader> Gypsy Creams are what happens when you allow Romania to join the EUSSR. Vote UKIP!
<UnwashedScrote> I'm hoping it's a Garibaldi, I bet my mate a can of lager that it's a Garibaldi.
<JeremyKyle> Is it a Wagon Wheel? Do you have issues with your partner's choice of biscuits? Are they eating too many of your biscuits? For a chance to appear on the show, text "Inadequate" to 65031.
<SunReporter1> Actually, a Hobnob would work better from a headline point of view.
<WilliamHill> Go online now for the best odds - 2/1 digestive, 5/1 Hobnob, 10/1 wafer, 20/1 Jammie Dodger, 50/1 Wagon Wheel, 100/1 Garibaldi, 500/1 ships, and evens on chocolate-covered. Except for ships, which is 2000/1
<The Queen> Sorry, everyone... but <RoyalFlunkey> tells me that it's a "We bake our own" biscuit.
<The Queen> is now friends with <BuckHousePastryChef4>
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< The Queen> is reading a digest of all the major newspaper reports, the urgent overnight communications from her Ambassadors, the daily security briefing and the 1951 "Bunty" annual.
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< The Queen> breakfasted on half a grilled grapefruit, two cups of Lapsang Souchong tea, bacon, scrambled eggs and something called a "Potato Waffle". Tell chef to drop them from the breakfast menu, they taste like cardboard. Oh, and get that bagpiper to stop, I'm awake, for goodness' sake. What's keeping Phil? Send someone to remind him that it's not a T-shirt and jeans day, he's doing that Admiral of the Fleet thing this morning, then lunching at Sandhurst, so he'll need the Field Marshal uniform. No, he can change in the back of the car... Quentin, you're not still typing, are you? Stop, you cu
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